Definitely the shark's been jumped....

Thankfully this morning the dog slept in, so I did not make the coffee before I went online to read the headlines. (Usually the coffee percolates while I walk her--yes percolate, the best coffee in the same stainless steel percolator that your mom or grandmom uses.)

It's a joke--a national joke. As much as this presidency annoys me, I'm actually feeling embarassed for the guy. Could you imagine being lumped in with Carter and Gore--for any category? It's like the Nobel committee has been on the pill wayyyyy to long..........they aren't just attracted to beta males, more like neutered males.

An Invisible Friend

What I'm really finding kinda cute these days, and its warming me up all over to the Dems...they remind me of my son.

When he was littler than he is now, he had an invisible friend Hermie (not his real name). Hermie had a very precocious streak in him....he tended to bring negative attention to my son. But my son was always forthcoming when asked about any bit of trouble that seemed destined to go his way...."It was Hermie's fault."

I just love the way that the Dems have their own little invisible friend, and his name is Bush.

Some great things to consider!

1. Vegans are likely pro-life.

If the consumption of eggs constitutes killing to eat, then the killing of fertilized human eggs would cause just as much concern and pro-life support by this group.

2. Celebrate Darwinism!

• Creationism = state created economies
• Darwinism = capitalism, survival of the fittest

3. Turning out the welcome mat at the borders

The good people who would support amnesty would hardly want to make it easier for unscrupulous traders to sell voyage to the vulnerable Latin American poor to be used as cheap labor, or worse. Imagine the humans piled into ships, I mean trucks, in sub-human conditions to be transported for use as cheap labor. Oh, wait this has happened even with the pesky immigration laws already in place

4. Gay marriage

Everyone should get to experience marriage. Eventually they'll figure out that if you don't have to why..........? Pro-gay marriage activists just get a charge out of tweaking the Christian right (Gosh darn you Christian folks, didn't your mamas teach you to ignore the kids who like to tease you? Eventually they'll get bored with it and try something else to get your goat, maybe another desecrated crucifix as art type thing that they really seem to like.)

5. Climate frenziologists and pro-choice.

I'm coming to embrace the logic behind the pro-choice activists (in my mind they are merging into the climate people too). Betcha I can use their logic to support my choices to use the friggin light-bulbs that I have a right to choose. I've decided to choose to abort the climate in my home.

An Olive Leaf to Hillary

Dear Hil,

Hi!--hope you're doing well. Haven't heard from you and just want to be sure everything's okay.

I know that I wasn't supportive of you at all, if ever. But when I'm wrong, I just have to fess up. You were right--he doesn't even answer the phone at 3 a.m., just rolls over and says I'll just check my messages in the morning---AND then doesn't check his messages. When he finally does check the messages, he just calls back when he's sure they aren't there to answer and leaves a message that he'll get to it later........

I know you are being a good team player right now, but your nose its twitching I'll bet. That scent of fresh blood is in the air, kind of like that scene in Twilight when Bella walks into the science lab and Edward catches a whiff of her blood. That's you every time O walks into the State Dept.....but you do a better job then Edward hiding it........